Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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