Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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