So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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