nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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