we're chasing vodka with high fives
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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