But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He is an equal opportunity slut.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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