I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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