why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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