do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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