So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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