okay pat passed out under dana's car
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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