Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I think a kid would responsible me up
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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