yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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