so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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