is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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