Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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