Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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