Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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