Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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