Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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