guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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