i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I need to sanitize my soul.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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