Barsexuality is the new black.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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