with your own penis?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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