Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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