forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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