i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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