I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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