he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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