Kiss
Puke
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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