My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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