The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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