porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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