Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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