are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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