Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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