Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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