his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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