So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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