Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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