..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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