Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
