I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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