she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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