Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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