i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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