so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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