@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
