Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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