Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize