The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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