Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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