so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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