I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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