Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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